The reviews of New Orleans-Metairie, LA Metro Area are overwhelmingly positive. This metropolitan area is known for its vibrant and unique culture, as well as its rich history. It is home to some of the best culinary experiences in the world and offers an array of activities from live music venues to outdoor recreation. Visitors can enjoy the city's beautiful architecture, explore its many parks and museums, and take part in events such as Mardi Gras or Jazz Fest. The warm and friendly attitude of New Orleans locals adds to the appeal of this destination. With so much to offer, it's no surprise that people love returning here year after year!
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Hell - 4/7/2018
New Orleans is like an abusive partner that pushes you to the ground, only to kick you in your gut twice as hard the second time around. During the hurricane season, everyone around you will be in a state of terror as the potential need for evacuations conjures up memories of Katrina, and your muscles will tighten into unbearable knots as you travel between smoldering humid heat into icy air-conditioned rooms. Each day you are in New Orleans you will be breathing in the toxic gases from 140 petroleum plants that surround the city. Soon, you too, will call your new home “cancer alley.” Consoling friends and colleagues who just lost a dog, a child, a colleague, and another friend to cancer will become a regular past time as you too become a bottom feeder consuming crawfish, catfish and the city’s water source, the Mississippi River.
Whatever you do, while in NOLA, never show you are feeling ill because the women will swarm in like vultures and devour you alive. Take a Xanax
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