Literate beware!
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8/23/2006
Ahh...the city of mountain view...my parents moved there when us kids were just young teens snatching us away from our happy existance living several miles from the ocean. We thought we were going to hell...especially since all you ever hear about Arkansas on the east coast are jokes about inbreeding. After moving there we realized that there is a little truth in every joke-that's what makes them funny! And scary!! Do not move your children to mtn. view unless you want them to get pregnant as soon as possible. That's what me and my sisters (and everyone else we knew in high school) did! There was nothing else to do. No nothing for young people to do but try to figure out how to get out or get knocked up. Oh, I forgot, there's the Meth (bad drug)! For a small town, it is infested with meth...so a lot of people I went to school with are now in prison because of that. We mostly just smoked pot, there's tons of it there. On the upside...oh, wait, the pot was the up-side! Just kidding, you can live on very little, which is about what you will make if you happen to find a job at all. Most start around minimun wage (if you have experience). The scenery is beautiful and they have put some totally awsome "technical" mountain bike trails in right near there. There's lots of woods, rivers, even lakes near by. A good place to visit to get away from it all. And I do mean ALL. And if you stay long enough, you will notice that some of the married couples look a little too much alike!! Oh, and don't piss anyone off...there are people burried all over the hills. Most of those things are never investigated or talked about...people just disapear! You're allowed to kill people if you are related to any of the cops...kind of a perk I guess.
januarie | Kansas City, MO