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Review of Portland, Oregon

No Men. No Balls. Goodbye.
Star Rating - 1/30/2017
After 6 years in Portland I'm very happy to see the value of my house double because I'm leaving. I have made a few female friends and even a nice girlfriend who tells me, "Of course you don't like it here. Portland has no balls." And that's it in a nutshell.
The men in this city are remarkably lame.
So happy to be leaving so I can hang out with guys again.
Charles | Portland, OR
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Your review made me smile, and laugh, because I am originally from the east coast and the guys there and here are night and day. I do love portland, but tend to gravitate towards more assertive guys.
kterbo | Portland, OR | Report Abuse
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