Review of Portland, Maine


bad experience!!
Star Rating - 9/21/2018
I found out I was allergic to corn on the cob here. I would give Portland twelve thumbs downs if I could. My friend told me there was a subway here and I thought he meant an underground one so I sold my car before I moved here but he just meant the restaurants. My girlfriend left me for the man who owns the loudest boat on the wharf near my old condo which is apparently how dating works in Portland. When I tried to sell my condo the homeowners' association hazed me by making me eat corn on the cob which is a thing that I'm allergic to. The staff at Maine Med asked me very intrusive questions about my blood type and my age and whether I was on any medications. I would not come back here unless it was to get back my girlfriend come back Melissa you deserve better than Loud Boat Greg
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If you're allergic to corn on the cob remove the kernels and just eat the cob. To win back the girl, buy a dinghy and the largest boom box you can find, and play Motorhead and AC/DC at full blast in the harbor from midnight to 3 AM. This will get her attention. You will have to extricate yourself from the padded cell the Portland PD will put you in, but the notoriety from this will make the papers and the local news adding to your celebrity. She will swoon and you will win her back, and the loud boat guy will cower and leave town in humiliation.
edmund | Spring Valley, NV

I know Loud Boat Greg personally. He is a very good man and this is why he has earned his spot on the wharf. And I find Subway to be a very good restaurant, my uncle works there, so this is all just very offensive.
Phil | Scarborough, ME

I know Loud Boat Greg personally. He is a very good man and this is why he has earned his spot on the wharf. And I find Subway to be a very good restaurant, my uncle works there, so this is all just very offensive.
Phil | Scarborough, ME
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