Review of Portland, Oregon


Hyped, White and Classist
Star Rating - 5/12/2013
I've lived in several cities in the U.S. large and small; Philadelphia, Denver, L.A., Pittsburgh, Chicago and now Portland. I am a nearly middle-aged caucasian male with a doctoral degree. I am employed and make a reasonable wage for a single person. While these comments are inherently unfair because of they are opinions and full of blanket statements, I hope that people would think twice about moving to Portland after reading mine.

Portland is easily one of the most frustrating places I have ever lived. The lack of diversity here is appauling. The northwest in general is extremely "white". Institutional racism and classist socioeconomic policies have continued the 20th century trends into the 21st. The few "black" areas of Portland have become increasingly white sociall and culturally over the past decade. While this has been positive economically for the ruling real-estate owning class, and a few others, it has made Portland even more unaffordable for middle and low income people and has helped to promote Portland's singular cultural agenda of priveledged, self-aggrandizing, "white" 20-40 somethings.

Property taxes are high and the real-estate market is very tight at the moment. This makes it ripe for people who already have money being able to control land ownership. Renting here is therefore a nightmare. There are few rules protecting renters i.e. no fair, plain-language lease agreement, no rules about security deposits or cleaning fees, and no rules about property upkeep and maintenance. Be prepared to pay way too much for way too little if you are a renter. Also, be prepared to deal with landlords that have no motivation to work with tennants. Most landlords raise your rent here on a yearly if 1/2 yearly basis. Many younger people here rent homes with a large group of friends to make renting more affordable, which is OK if you want to continue to live in a college-type dorm situation well into your 20's and 30's. 1BRs on the edge of the nicer areas of town are at least $700/mo. If you want to be in the middle of town expect to nearly double that. imo there is a tradition here of treating renters as an underclass. i.e. renters are poor people or criminals and there must be something wrong with them if they can not afford a home.

There is an anti-business and development stance here. Portland wants to promote small businesses and there is a small businees mind set amongst the populous because the people are, in-general, anti-corporate. People like to be "crafty" and start businesses or etsy accounts selling handmade soaps and candles that they sell at 500% mark-up. The people here seem to believe that just because something is local it is better (food or otherwise).

The infrastructure here is crumbling. The interstates and highways are rutted. Literally, troughs on major freeways which drain water poorly in a place with a significant number of rain days during the winter months. The state / city spends its money on bike lanes and allows drivers to have chains and studded tires on their vehicles and time of year regardless of the weather. It almost never snows in the valley where Portland sits but people in outlying areas legitimately need chains or studs because the roads are not salted. That being said, many many people in the city use these anti-slip tools on their cars and have no need for them. Further, the roads are almost all made of basalt which is a highy weatherable porous rock, ergo the roads stink. The driving also is dangerous because the drivers ride in the left lane without passing and are indecisive and tentative in their decision making. I've also never seen so many people using their cell phones. The rude jerks in Philadelphia weren't even this bad with their phones. Also, student driving is not taught in Oregon high-schools.

Public transportation is pretty good in the city. The train lines move very slowly on the east side of town and in the downtown area; like some European cities. Busses go most everywhere and stop too often, imo. People don't seem to think they should have to walk at all if they are taking public trans. Only about 1/2 of the busses are air-conditioned but this is rarely an issue. Although, it might help with the overwhelming smell of marijuana and hobo that permeates many a buss ride here.

People here have a limited work ethic. They seem to not take their work seriously. Customer service is very poor, particularly in restaurants. The people are generally friendly, compared to the east coast cities, but they are also incredibly passive aggresive. They are afraid to be direct and honest. Many people here work part-time. I believe this accounts for the positive recent employment numbers here. Without full-time work or the desire to obtain full time work the average person here remains relatively poor and the city and state continue to collect less and less taxes despite high indiviual income tax rates.

I saw another comment about the spending on schools here. I can only say that regardless of the dollars spent only certain schools are taken care-of. Not surprisingly the schools in the affluent neighborhoods look very differnt on the outside and have very different achievement records on the inside, than schools in poorer formerly black neighborhoods. If Portland spent equally on all of its schools and if it cared about improving the situation of its lower-income students Jefferson high school would not resemble an urban county jail.

This gets at the crux of the situation in Portland. The people here care about their community, the environment and the world at large only as long as it fits into their white, privledged, elitist narrative. You are expected to eat organic, work as little as possible, be anti-government and/or a conspiracy theorist, who ride a bike to work and uses marijuana, as a Portland resident. As someone who grew up in the midwest many of these ideals are offensive and just plain stupid to me.

The weather here isn't very hard to deal with. It rarely gets below freezing in the winter and the summers are dry and warm, although they are a bit short. There are many cloudy days in the winter and many days with rain, but the rain is very inconsistent and the rain amounts are rarely significant. Downpours and thinderstorms are rare. Overall it is very comfortable. Which is good for Portlanders because they are very concerned about personal comfort.

If you are a white 20 something, whose parents pay their rent, who wants to be in an average band or make craft products then you might like it here otherwise you'll want to move to a place with a much higher average I.Q. with more employment opportunities.
j | Portland, OR
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I laughed my A** off reading your 1st world rant about Portland. Did you just realize that white people exist? We got off the boat in the 1600's and yeah, some of us live on the west coast. My God, call the anti-white police. Sounds like you have some serious "white guilt" issues. Perfect place for you is San Diego, you can go 25 blocks and hit every store, and your the only white person in the area, But then you'd be on Sperling's complaining about how people are too poor and diverse for you to be around. You know because all the "diverse" people of San Diego don't have your "doctoral degree". Your comments "While this has been positive economically for the ruling real-estate owning class, and a few others, it has made Portland even more unaffordable for middle and low income people and has helped to promote Portland's singular cultural agenda of priveledged, self-aggrandizing, "white" 20-40 somethings." You complain about people being white and also about low income in the same sentence. My God get your sh** together. You don't want to be around poor white people, but you sure as heck wouldn't be caught living around poor brown or black ones. Hypocrite! Your notion of "white privilege" is laughable, not all white people are rich or have opportunity. Go to Applachia up in the mountains, people are poor and they work hard to make it. Its a sad day in America when being a white person is a dirty word. The majority of us are good people.
S. | San Diego, CA | Report Abuse

I love how you begin with calling out people for using blanket statements, and then almost immediately you make TONS of blanket statements yourself. "People here have a limited work ethic" and saying the state has a low average I.Q. are both absurd blanket statements. I find your comments on their values almost hilarious. Last time I checked, eating organic foods, opposition of government, and heavy marijuana usage is not associated with the "white, privileged, elitist" narrative, especially if, as you put it, the average person remains relatively poor. Also, for the record, local shops almost always ARE better than large corporations because they don't outsource. Their "500% markup" isn't a markup. It's the price of livable working conditions and quality products that aren't made with super cheap material & processes.
Jonah | Kalamazoo, MI | Report Abuse

I have to say that I totally disagree with your comment about Portland. I agree with a very few things about your comment. Your comment is mostly very negative. Portland is not a prefect city and no where is prefect but is sure is a whole lot better than all the cities I live in before. I used to live in Austin, tx and Phoenix Az those cities were horrible, Austin is a little better but they both had horrible horrible traffic compare to Portland. I have been to Portland three times before and the state of Oregon six times before and I always love and enjoy visiting Oregon and even Washington state is very nice. I think the people are very nice and friendly and overall the customer services everywhere is very good not prefect but no one was not unfriendly so I didn't have any problem. I agree about the weather is it very comfortable but I don't agree that the nice summer is short because I have been there before in sept and oct and weather still very nice. It starts getting cloudy and rainy sometimes from late oct until middle of march. But yeah every time I visit Oregon any time a year I feel comfortable not too hot or freezing cold. Portland and surrounding towns is very beautiful area and a very few bad spots but overall I think it's very green and clean. I like the facts that the ocean is an hour away and mt hood is a 45 min drive. Tons of very good campgrounds in Oregon and near Portland. There just so much fun things to do in Portland area and outside near Portland. Portland and metro area is one of my favorite city in the country I can't think of other cities better than Portland. So I really don't like your reviews about Portland. I have give Portland a grade of B+ and Austin a grade of D and Phoneix and F because those cities were horrible because of lousy weather and lousy people there so you might want to check out Phoneix and live there for a while and maybe you will realize that Portland is not so bad after all and you might miss Portland. I have give Portand area a long thinking about moving there soon and I will be very happy living there later this summer because overall its beautiful in the northwest and the weather is moderate and comfortable and I personally think people are very nice in Oregon.
Jay | Leander, TX | Report Abuse

I am a "white male with a doctorate degree" who complains about my own race and pretends that there is a problem with racism. I also constantly bring up the black culture of the city - and don't mention ANY other culture, but believe you me - I am a respectable white social justice warrior. Okay, so you basically wrote a review that berates Portland for everything based on a personal opinion that there is not enough cultural fluctuation - Act semi racist against "whites" and if we summarize your opinion you should have picked New York, LA, or Chicago to live in to get the diverse city population you are looking for. If you don't want small business and community to thrive go to a big corporate city. There is a reason why huge corporations kill mom and pop storefronts, and GOD forbid there is a place that still values the people in their community. The minute you use the term "White Privilege" you are discredited due to your bias. You cannot preach on a soapbox about privilege and social & cultural diversity and at the same time use terms like that. Congrats on your doctoral degree in what? Hypocrisy? Seems about right.
Aly | Warwick, NY | Report Abuse

Liberals love to spout that conservatives are racists, but if you look most liberals areas, they are all white. Deep down inside liberals don't like to be around black people. Portland is only 6% black, Seattle only 7% black and San Francisco is 6% black.
Steve | Cuyahoga Falls, OH | Report Abuse

Seems like it is very hard to find a city in US that isn't being subjected to stagnant wages, explosion of crime or the rapid growth of socio-economic disparities between the have and have nots. You said alot of people in Portland have an improper work ethic ( you mean slacking?) , many work part time. Yes true enough, but how do you know if that is just a mindset / a choice or it is due to compulsion / circumstance? Well in my view working part time also equates to what one can call being part of the quickly growing "working poor " community or underclass here in US composed mostly of middle class and working class people ( the majority of our country). Working 2-3 poorly paid (min wage ) jobs (moonlightening) hardly if at all constitutes work life balance or achieving the American Dream ( whatever it even means today). I guess since it would be better not to pay rent, but just to camp out / sleep at one's workplace lol. The political class , both Republicans and Democrats have failed us royally, only serving their own corporate sponsors but neglecting the American public, and the results of that we see today. I have traveled and lived also in Europe (UK) back in the late 90's and early 2000's. From what I recall at least in UK, but more so in Germany, Sweden, Norway, Holland etc) the roads /infrastructure are in a much better/good if not maintained condition) , but why is that so compared to us ? Well for starters they don't have an inherent aversion to government intervention ( if it empowers the common good)and don' mind tax and spend for that end as we have in the US. I'd rather pay more tax and have an interventionist government that spends on public works /infrastructure so it benefits all, than what we have now. The invisible hand of the market doesn't improve public infrastructure ever, we have seen what Thatcherism / Reaganism and de-regulation produced, and now we are dealing with / reeling from the harrowing consequences. I agree with you however, that people should do their work correctly and be involved, as they are getting paid for it.
Walt | New York, NY | Report Abuse
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