Review of Chicago, Illinois


At your own risk
Star Rating - 3/17/2021
Lived here for five years, right downtown for three, and two at the end of the Brown train line, a close suburb known as Ravenswood, commuting in to the city for work. Like they say, Chicago is a quilt of neighborhoods, and outside of the Loop (downtown), few buildings are above 3 stories. So there are many Chicagos, but the differences have blended. Basically, you have the north (white, hispanic, Asian) and the South (a black war zone, with a few heavily guarded enclaves like U of Chicago and some older white blue collar neighborhoods full of cops.)

There is undeniably a lot of good in Chicago, if you can afford to enjoy it. But the place grinds you down; the pace, the costs, the crime, the corruption, the intensity, the grunge, and THE WEATHER. I was a professor at a very famous museum and art school downtown, and my time in Chicago was spent very much in the thick of things. Moving there I sensed that I had about five years tolerance to it all, so made the most out of it, and sure enough, moved away almost 5 years to the day, exhausted and pretty fed up with the place.

The reputation for corruption there is NO JOKE. This has effects in every aspect of life. The fact that half the city is a war zone more dangerous than Baghdad or Mogadishu, even if you never experience it first hand, has effects. And you can live in the north parts of the city and never hear a gunshot, never get mugged, or worse. It can seem pleasant and peaceful. But the place is still run by crooks, is inconceivably violent, and is still a disaster. The latest mayor is the worst yet, but those that proceeded her were hardly much better. The schools? The teacher's union? Unbelievable.

So of course the food is fantastic, the cultural institutions are second only to NYC and superior in some cases, the lake is nice, the 8 weeks of summer pleasant. I like cold and snow, so the winters didn't do me in like I watched them do to most others, but still, by April you are worn out. I've only watched all the BLM Antifa stupidity there this last year on TV, and its hardly isolated or even worst in Chicago, but there are a lot of people ginning up a race war, and the situation in Chicago is a powder keg. So-called "white" folk are getting assaulted every day just for their presumed skin color; I was more than once stalked and nearly mugged, but for my awareness and taking steps (ducking into stores, jumping off trains last second and sprinting out of stations, etc.) Woke-tardation and Trump Derangement ARE the politics there; communists, blue-haired tattooed feminists, and pride-full gays run every cultural institution, and angry black women and lesbians the politics, so expect to just live among people who are completely out of touch with reality and basic sanity.

Chicago is Chicago. It sprawls forever on a neverending pancake plain, so don't expect to hike or anything. The city is resented by everyone else in the state. Still in my top three cities to visit, to visit the museums, see a show, eat great food, drink in dive bars. I'd warn anyone to never live there.
Matt | Denver, CO
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well fuck myself, because i was born and then lived in Chicago until I was 5
Christian | Skokie, IL | Report Abuse

lol this review is a joke..... chicago is one of the greatest cities in the world.
Ivy | Chicago, IL | Report Abuse

Ravenswood is not a suburb.
D | Chicago, IL | Report Abuse

Nice try! It's clear you've never lived in Chicago. The thing that gave you away is the fact that Ravenswood is not a suburb it is, and has been part of the city for over 132 years ago. You're a BS artist
Jet | Chicago, IL | Report Abuse

I legit believe these reviews are made by people in Texas and Tennessee. It is always the same script and way over the top. They also get basic details wrong. Reminds me of the Top 10 places to move to Youtube videos. Almost every single one says to move there and trashes every other city. Turn off Fox News and go get fucked. Cleary you need it.
Michael | Mesa, AZ | Report Abuse

Your comment was extremely racist and denigrating to people of color and the LGBTQ+ community. It's honestly astounding that the people running this site allowed you to use racist language and post it. I would've held my tongue if you simply left the racial biases out of your review. Why are none of the replies condemning the racism? Regardless of whether you like Chicago or not, you should've left the racism out of your review! This should've been left in the drafts. It's enough that people of color experience systemic racism (aka the reason why communities of color are struggling) and your lousy review makes you part of the problem.
Joya | San Diego, CA | Report Abuse

Where else have you lived Ivy? What is your frame of reference? Chicago is a sinking trash barge.
Jeanne | Cuttingsville, VT | Report Abuse

No need to read past "Ravenswood". Apparently this is a suburb at the end of the Brown Line. Time to get out Mom's basement I think. Chicago is a cool place keeps you young only because it's not wise to be elderly here. Not fair. Chicago will take care of their old but you must crave human interaction to get old and to thrive here. It's a tussle but at the end of the day Chicagoans want each other to have cash in the pocket to trade and we all love our kids. If you don't like people, can't walk in another's shoes, aren't competitive and can't take a punch once in awhile there are much better places to live.
Steve | Chicago, IL | Report Abuse

I won't write a book here. I am white, live with my family on the Near West side, hike or bike for miles 3 times a week, and love living here. There is some truth in what you say but much exaggeration, for example your claim that half the city is a war zone. Your comment about Ravenswood being a suburb casts doubt on your claim to have lived here.
Thomas | Chicago, IL | Report Abuse

Chicago is part of America’s top 10 most beautiful cities. We have diversity and culture here. Our city is right by the lake, that alone has its gains. We have rivers in the city too, What other city in the US can you find that at? We have 4 seasons which means more adventures. The seasonal changes are brutally breathtaking. Scenes you won’t find anywhere else. It makes each and every holiday look like a holiday. Our city traditional yet modern. As for crimes there are crimes everywhere not only in Chicago. Let’s get this straight there’s mugging and racism everywhere. Yes we have it a little worse than a few but that’s because Chicago is a big city. With bigger cities we have bigger problems but it balances out with the pro’s. Our skyline is well thought out and not just a cluster of buildings. Our transportation system is very convenient and easily accessible. Yes living in a big city is stressful, Yes it is expensive and yes there’s is corruption because our city is BIG and BOLD so are the personalities that live here. There’s always something to do here we are not as busy as NY but we’re definitely not dry like Texas. If we have lower tax rates I swear people would be swarming to Chicago. This city is legit in the heart of America. We are a blue collared city, we work and we have time to breath and sip on a drink at the bar. Our nightlife is always lit. Our roads need help and our government is a libtard but I’ve been to Dallas, Houston, Miami, NY, ATL, and LA every city has its vibes but Chicago has something that you can’t find anywhere else. It’s beauty and soul is really deep,
Zia | Orangeville, IL | Report Abuse
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