How to decide if you belong in Sand Springs, OK
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12/26/2009
If you or your kids like to ride lawn mowers, ATVs, motorcycles and snow machines around in circles IN YOUR BACKYARD for hours, you belong here. The mayor, the city code enforcement and the police will not stop you unless you ride around after 11:30 p.m. Seriously. Hours and hours of yahoo fun for you and yours.
If you like to keep old appliances, mattresses, and junk scattered around your front yard, you belong here.
If you like to glare at people you can tell aint from around here, you belong here.
If you like to hear dogs howl for hours at a time, you belong here.
If you are thin or attractive, you do NOT belong here and you will know it.
If you have any higher education at all, you do NOT belong here.
If you like to eat at good restaurants, you do NOT belong here. (Even the fast food restaurant food is bad compared to Tulsa. It seems people here can't follow a simple fast food formula.)
If you like to live in a place that has actual codes and enforces them to keep a place quiet and clean, you do NOT belong here.
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