Review of Seguin, Texas


Go AROUND it. DO. NOT. STOP.
Star Rating - 5/13/2013
I was stuck there for the longest time. The schools will literally JAIL your kids for being tardy to class too many times. The city is money hungry and will stick you with as many crazy fees and fines as they can get away with. There are no jobs to be had but demeaning poverty wage jobs that leave you with nothing to show for your work but hip bursitis. There is nothing to do, and nobody seems to be capable of conversation beyond who's supposedly banging who and the "wisdom" of Glenn Beck. None of this really does justice to the hopeless squalor that is Seguin. It's everything that's wrong with rural America. It's the reality behind the myth of "small town living". Small towns aren't "wholesome", they are horrible pits full of crime, alcoholism, and drug abuse. You can't leave anything around, or it's gone. The people are bored, mean drunks who will stomp you for any reason or no reason at all, if they think they can get away with it. They are the people of the flattened DNA helix. We must leave them behind, if there is to be any hope at all for our species.

Stella | McQueeney, TX
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Wow, you sound very bitter. I live in a small town in CA and I love it. Not everyone likes big cities. Not everyone who lives in a small town is a neanderthal.
Robin | Tehachapi, CA | Report Abuse
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