if you're ok with...
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11/14/2019
Not for me. i hope you enjoy this: If you don't mind not having a backyard despite the hundreds of thousands of dollars your place cost to buy, don't mind living in 600 sq feet for $1400+, don't mind having to sit in hours of traffic to reach mountains that are hypothetically 30 minutes away, OR if you are liberal, or LGBTQ, or a weed smoker, or from California, or a partier, or a druggie, or a jobless activist, or if you are ok with crime even in the "best" most expensive suburbs, or ok with customer service without a smile or thank you, or ok with beggars, or ok with having to be as PC as possible to not risk getting punched or shot, or ok with unprovoked road rage, or ok with people disobeying basically all traffic laws, are ok with bikes scooters pedestrians and cars all on the same narrow parked car packed road, or ok with high possibility of your car being stolen anywhere within 10 miles of downtown, or ok with 'spanish speakers preferred' as a prerequisite for most jobs, or ok with people trying to normalize pedophilia and genital mutilation, or ok with people posting fake negative reviews on businesses because they don't agree with the owner's political stance, or if you're ok with not being able to trust your children will be safe short distances away from home, or ok with most views being other buildings, or ok with every attraction being packed and restaurants having waits, or ok with riding shoulder to shoulder on an overstuffed RTD bus, or ok with paying to park, or ok with it taking 45 minutes to go 5 miles, or ok with constant construction because the city can't keep up with growth, or ok with... you get it, then this might be the place for you.
Not me, see ya.
j | Denver, CO