Denver Sucks
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11/10/2009
This place looks like a litter box: brown, dusty, dry, dirty, and not a spot of greenery. The people are fake, plastic snobs, who look like ken and barbie (wrinkled ken and barbie in just a few years from all that "outdoor stuff"). They really are Bronco loving rednecks with their hands in their pants to show you they are real men. Give me a break. If you like skiing, the snow is great, but it will take you hours and hours to move an inch on the freeway to the slopes on the weekends. I hope you won't mind all the f'n' posers on the slopes who don't know how to ski in the first place (Vail). If you do ski, go to Steamboat to avoid crowds and posers. The people who are hard core bikers don't follow the f'n' traffic rules, they run red lights, cut you off, and ride in actual lanes for cars. Oh, don't forget all their expensive bike gear! What posers. Oh that climate. It is either 90 degrees or 30 degrees. Heck it was 20 degrees last week and now it is f'n' 80 degrees this week. If you must move to Colorado, I would pick Fort Collins or somewhere north. Forget Boulder. Oh, I forgot the parking lot called I-25. There was a f'n' Bronco game last night at 6pm. It took me over 2 hours to go 20 miles on my way home. When it snows, all the f'n' SUV drivers think they can go 60 miles an hour on ice! Oh, their tires don't slide on ice! Posers! Posers! Tools!!!
Maria | Denver, CO