Review of Portland, Oregon


Listen to the masses
Star Rating - 1/12/2014
Would be appreciative if 1,000 more people would add to this thread about how horrible Portland is. People who are thinking of moving, or have recently moved, or contemplating moving, need that extra push to decide. Yes, people think Portland is expensive, uneducated, fake polite, boring, hate the rain, no one will make friends with them, taxrs too high, nothing to do, can't make a profitable living,, were duped by the hype to move here, have home marrow ice cream, be transported to the ozarks but it's really Portland, pushy small Christian business owners will try to convert you, Buddhists will try to convert you, takes 16 years to make a friend,, trains only drive a straight line-north to south and easy to west,ridiculous traffic, and let's not foreget....Portland is white, oh so very white. ( I always thought it was gray and gray blue....

So in a nutshell, there you have it. Portland is the worst....the absolute WORST place to move because it will not meet your expectations and it definitely is not a "lovely" place to be spend hell in. Please, for the love of God and all that is organic DO NOT MOVE HERE.
Alex | Portland, OR
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You really do not have an idea what is hell is, do you? Or maybe an inkling what hell really is? Try living in the Green Zone of Baghdad, Iraq for 16 months or living in Bombay, India where people wipe their butts with their hands and then eat sweetbread afterwards.
mark | Rocky Mount, VA | Report Abuse
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