Review of Zumbrota, Minnesota

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IMPORTANT. PLEASE READ

- 9/14/2018
I've lived for 40 years and not once has anybody not actively tried to make my life a living hell. And I mean that in the most literal sense, there was a curse placed upon this land 200 years ago when the mayor accidentally dropped a chandelier on a witch that lived in the town and she ,with her dying breath cursed the town to have to ruin anybodies life if the move into town or the whole town will die of different pieces of decor falling on them. so far we are only a body count of two because 10 years ago somebody agreed to help somebody (who was an outsider) with groceries and two brothers were later found dead with candlesticks hanging out of their chests. I was the one who was helped and they people have been as cruel as possible ever since. But the place has a bridge with a lid on it so 5 stars.
smitty | Zumbrota, MN