Review of Naples, Florida


80 is the Magic Number in Naples
Star Rating - 8/9/2007
If you are 80 years old, have 80 million dollars, love to be in 80 degree weather with 80 percent humidity, and shoot an average of 80 on the golf course, then head on down I-75 to beautiful Naples, Florida.

Here, you will be in your own little world of overpriced restaurants, real estate and shoppes.

Drape yourself in tacky clothes, place your teacup Yorkie under your arm, then go for a stroll down Fifth Avenue with your nose high up in the air. Just be sure to look down once in a while, so your Christian Louboutin shoes don't end up in poo courtesy of someone else's precious little doggie.


Dean | Naples, FL
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