"Come See" WATERBOY, live and in-person.
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8/25/2005
I was prompted to register to this site because of Terri's comments about Lafayette. As far as her
comments go, no truer words have ever been written! She hit the nail on the head.
You will never in your life find people who are more idiotic, racist, inconsiderate, and selfish as the
citizens of Lafayette, Louisiana. Everything these people do or say is done with such an arrogant
pretense. For one, their city is located several miles off the main freeway, as not to attract
passer-bys. If it weren't for the huge "LAFAYETTE: THIS EXIT" sign, people would undoubtably drive pass,
because the city is hidden away. And don't think that wasn't done on purpose. They won't accept your
kind unless you've lived there all your life. They can smell an outsider a mile away.
If you must go to Lafayette, develop a fake southern accent, knock out some of your teeth, wave the
Confederate flag, pretend like you're having trouble counting, and change your last name to Hebert ("A
bear") or Broussard ("BREW-sard" with emphasis on "brew"). Above all else, think of yourself first and
you should do fine in Lafayette.
To paint a better picture about the life and times of Cajuns, go watch Waterboy with Adam Sandler. There
is not one ounce of exaggeration in that movie!
Lastly, Louisiana ranks 49th in the United States for education (behind Mississippi). Believe me, it
won't take long for you to realize that rank is well-deserved.
Jack | Lafayette, LA