Ok, here is the real deal, with lots of zeros
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9/19/2009
Zero crime! Crime in Avilla, Missouri is some kid stealing your lawn ornament or something (several years ago I think they caught gas siphoners at the School - the crime of the century there). I believe the last fatal car accident anywhere close to Avilla occurred thirty years ago. No crime, No traffic, No crowds, No noise (except from roosters and coyotes), nice flat & straight roads (in case of a little winter weather), No gangs, No homeless people, No city taxes, No city government giving you crap about building a fence or painting your house the wrong color, good hunting, good fishing and good neighbors, and the big towns are not too far away, but far enough. Hell, I want to move back when I retire! Key word RETIRE. Remember, there are no jobs, either.
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