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Review of Bend, Oregon


Poverty With A View
Star Rating - 1/4/2014
My wife grew up in Bend,I met her in Florida and when the economy crapped out she talked me into moving here. BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE! Bend oregon is full of the dumbest people I have ever seen! Everyone drives 20mph and stops like every other block in the hopes that they can let someone in ahead of them. People just walk right out in traffic and expect you to stop. It's against the law to pump your gas here,im guessing because the people are to stupid. There is so many round abouts you get dizzy driving around and around and around. People here can't even master the 4 way stop everyone sits there and waves and goes "no you go ,No you go then when one decides to go they all go and have to hit the brakes I swear to god they did this 4 TIMES one day. The weather is HORRIBLE, There is JACK to do unless you like to ski which I don't. If you want a good idea on how to make money here just start a BROWN paint store because every freeking house is some shade of tan or brown,never seen anything like it. There is no such thing as a restroom at a gas station,there is no such thing as a convenient store/gas station they have Nothing here a 7-11 is about as as good as it gets. There is no malls no good places to go out no good restaurants the only place that is worth eating at and I mean the only ONE is Chans. People are DOG crazed and bring dogs in the stores and just about every other car has a dog sitting in the front seat. It's so cold here all the time it's nuts. When summer finally comes it's like BOOM 100 degrees and unbearable the sun has this weird GLARE I can't take it. There is nothing here worth a crap! I'm selling my house and getting the heck out of here before I go insane. There is ROCKS everywhere ,I mean everywhere and if you go to the park to let the kids play what do you find ROCK climbing thing. The town has a highway going thru it but it's like you want to do 55-60 but the limit is 45 ! There is a cross walk on the highway ! LMFAO There is no place to get off of the parkway if you are going south your going to the south end rather you ike it or not.This place is BIZZARROW world BIGTIME and If I were told I had to spend the rest of my time here I would shoot myself!
Chad | Redmond, OR
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Too bad most people reading your review are Californians considering a move here. I am a fourth generation native and we hate people moving here from out of state, but we hate Californians the most!!!!!!!!!!! Do not move here. You have ruined our once little town an basically our entire state, and we do not want anymore of you here.
Kimberly | Bend, OR | Report Abuse

hahaha - that was a hilarious review
Christine | Aliso Viejo, CA | Report Abuse

oh my gosh, this is so hilarious, My family and I are getting ready to move to bend, I am scared now. But you made me crack up thank you :)
Darbie | Woodburn, OR | Report Abuse

I am still laughing, had to read this out loud to my family! :-)
j | Bend, OR | Report Abuse

In other words, people in Bend are nice and you don't belong there.
Liz | Florence, OR | Report Abuse

Thinking about moving to Bend with the family, I've visited a bunch of times and love it there. My biggest fear is the cold winters. I read your post and I live in town I think would be a perfect fit for you. I live in Fremont, CA. Weather has been great this year, I think it rained only a couple of inches all winter and reached 70 degrees many days during the winter. You do have to deal with the new water rationing rules though. You can buy an 1100 square foot house built in 1950 with a flat roof for 500k in a sketchy neighborhood. But the plus side is you get all colors of houses you want, pink, blue, green, a lot of houses don't even have paint left on them. There are plenty of well paying jobs here. If your well educated with experience and can compete with the brightest young minds from China and India you can land a high paying job in the high tech industry. No roundabouts here, just a traffic signal at every intersection in town. All the main intersections have red light cameras. It takes me 30 minutes round trip to take my daughter 2.5 miles to school in the morning. Courtesy towards other drivers in non-existent. Most drivers are so busy on their cellphones they won't even know your there. Traffic laws are rarely enforced so you can speed around town and honk at bikers and pedestrians all you want. In a desperate attempt to save children's lives a lot of schools have giant speed bumps in front of the school. But I have seen drivers take these at 40 to 50 mph, so don't worry, just make sure everybody and everything is strapped down. Welcome to Fremont!
Rod | Fremont, CA | Report Abuse

I have to say that "Chad's review is highly exaggerated and full of alot of untruths. Bend is a wonderful community with tons of things to do. If you really want to know what its like please feel free to contact me. I grew up in the Portland area and also lived many years on the Oregon Coast. I have been in Bend 5 yrs and plan to stay. Chad's post was written by someone who does not even know much about Bend by his lack of knowledge about what is here for shopping/Eating/Recreation and many other things.
Kerry | Bend, OR | Report Abuse

Sounds like you should have stayed in the south. There they have speeders who don't know traffic rules, unplanned suburban sprawl full of crappy chain stores and chain restaurants, a devil-take-the hindmost attitude that makes any kind of real community life almost impossible, and the worst education system in the country (thus, your spelling, I'm guessing). Yeah, Florida is definitely for you.
Mark | Sarasota, FL | Report Abuse

First, why are you writing about Bend when it appears you live in Redmond ? And as a Floridian , deciding to move from a southern state with a hot and humid climate to a high desert environment in the state of Oregon seems you might just be as dumb as us. Perhaps you do belong here. Besides the very"slight" change in climate , you 're surprised why you don't like it ?? . Biggest mistake of your life moving to Bend or listening to your wife or both ? You're attitude is not native to Bend, Redmond or any part of Oregon. It's no wonder you don't like it here. Go Home then. Go home to where the people are smart and not dumb and can pump their own gas. Go home where there is lots to do and people don't like their dogs . Go home where there is no brown paint and there IS more than JACK to do . Florida is Awesome. Florida is the bomb. We won't tell anybody about you making the mistake of coming out here if you promise to do the same. In the meantime, stay well and good luck to you and don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Fred | Hermosa Beach, CA | Report Abuse
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