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Mormons Suck!!!
Star Rating - 2/27/2013
Hello, my name is Luke, and I have to share some experiences I had living in Utah as a person.
When I first came here, the first thing I noticed how much I hated Mormons, here are my top 5 reasons
1) Mormons are too nice and too accepting, they are always smiling and waving and being happy and friendly to everyone, they should be in a DR Suess Book!!!
2) Mormons donate time and money to non profit organizations and other humanitarian aids throughout the state, country, and world. Who do they think they are??? They think their soooo cool helping other people!!!!
3) Mormons live longer because they don't smoke, drink, do drugs, kill people, etc... Which means they will have longer healthier lives, are they trying to make us look bad?????
4) Mormons don't lie, steal, or cheat!! Which makes all of us who do look even worse!! And all of us who make money doing those things don't get accepted in society.
5) Mormons keep trying to tell me how happy they are and how their religion helps them and how I should read their book and come to church with them!!! Gosh, don't they know that i hate being happy?!?!!?! I am perfectly fine living in my pit of agony!!!

That's why I hate Mormons, and that's why I hate Utah!!!
Luke | West Jordan, UT
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Hi Luke, Mormon's are also humble and not self righteous at all. They, as a rule, so tolerant and accepting of opposing points of view. On balance the are so open minded, free will and all that stuff that they believe in so deeply. Oh ya, and don't let the fact that they are at the bottom 50 for spending on education, the fraud capital of the US, antidepressant capital of the US per capita, Utah has one of the of the highest, if not the highest, suicide rates for young adults 18-25, the number one bankruptcy states per capita in the country, but don't let any of that bother you because all those stats are because of the gentiles. Their Profit is said to have a direct line to God, but go ahead a use that free will.... just leave your home, family , and friends, until you understand the right answer; choose the right and all. Join the GOP because Mormons will gerrymander any of those nasty democrats out of office. Yes all of the top honors that Utah enjoys would suggest that Mormons culturally are so honorable and Godly. Raising Kids in Utah and not being Mormon has been so easy you self righteous dumbass. I know love it or leave it, we were here first and all, such good people. Ya.... Mormons in Utah are without fault, blameless, spotless, pure..... right.
Dave | Sandy, UT | Report Abuse
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Luke! Your kidding right? ha ha ha. I laughed all the way through your writing! Don't we all wish we could live as healthy as Mormons do!
David | Beaverton, OR | Report Abuse
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