TOLEDOLY NOT COMING BACK

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5/9/2021
Toledoly Terrible! People are aggressive and understanding, after you are nice enough to them for way too long. The city looks like the bad parts of Detroit but does have some nice areas. There’s only one place you can buy liquor. The rest of the places say “Beer Wine & Select liquors” but if you go to those places they say “Real liquor?” And the obvious response is “Yes.” Then they say “You have to go to Kroger.” So apparently that “Select Liquor” means malt liquor. But if you do find it, it’s like a speakeasy and they do not speak easy. They chastise you for being a normal American or German-American such as my self and say “Apparently people are getting drunk...” Heck ya Toledo, Let’s go you bitter not saying thanks for holding the door MFer’s!” Other than that the zoo was great and we liked that. Obviously other than it’s a standard for not saying thanks when someone is curtious and let’s you barrel in a door when I hold it open for my family. WILL NOT PLAN ANOTHER TRIP.
Jaeson | Lansing, MI