Review of Seguin, Texas


The armpit of Texas
Star Rating - 3/29/2013
Don't come here. In fact, just stay out of Texas. It's really freakin' hot (114 last summer) and it's almost always humid in the warmer months. We do not have seasons here. People are ignorant and everyone's on drugs in some form or another, cops are looking for any reason to give you a ticket, and everywhere just seems to be too crowded to me (for a "small" town). Wal-Mart and HEB are the only grocery stores and there aren't many options as far as restaurants, unless you want Mexican food. Seguin is also home to the world's largest pecan. Can't wait to get out of this town.
Mallory | Seguin, TX
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Ne of this really does justice to the hopeless squalor that is Seguin. It's everything that's wrong with rural America. It's the reality behind the myth of "small town living". Small towns aren't "wholesome", they are horrible pits full of crime, alcoholism, and drug abuse. You can't leave anything around, or it's gone. The people are bored, mean drunks who will stomp you for any reason or no reason at all, if they think they can get away with it. They are the people of the flattened DNA helix. We must leave them behind, if there is to be any hope at all for our species.
Stella | Mc Queeney, TX | Report Abuse
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