Don't Move to Austin...
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3/25/2009
Don't move to Austin. We have too much for you to like here. Our hiking trails throughout the city are too beautiful for you to want to see them. Our vibrant nightlife is too exciting for you. You would enjoy yourself so much that you would die from it. The weather here is much to nice for you to actually be comfortable. You would be much happier staying in you Northeastern state and freezing your tail off in the winter time.
I'm sure you wouldn't like our low cost of living either. You would be much happier paying through the nose to live in a crime infested neighborhood back in Philly, NYC, Washington or wherever you live now.
I know you don't want your children to get a good education either. Our schools are much better than you would actually want for you kids, right?
Stay away... Don't Move to Austin... because really, we don't want you.
Ronald | Austin, TX