Lauderdale is a Toilet
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8/7/2007
When I first moved to Florida 4 years ago, I worked in Lauderdale and it was the worst. Homeless people are everywhere and are waiting to wash your windshield for a quarter while you gas up your car. Speaking of cars, mine was keyed while parked off of A1A while I walked the dirty, overcrowded strip. When you drive, keep your doors locked and windows rolled up at all times, as you will most likely encounter a road rage incident or two. Rednecks, obnoxious New Yorkers, cheesy older men who think it's still Spring Break 1985, drunk older women with tattoos and no teeth, and a host of other undesirables are waiting to show you a good time in Fort Lauderdale, so make sure to reserve your room at the Sleazeball Inn today!
Dean | Naples, FL