Michigan Sucks
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5/3/2009
Michigan is cold, jobless and sucky. There are about 15 teeth in this state. Don't let the lakes fool you, you can only swim in them for about three weeks a year. They are pretty, I must agree, but going in them is another story. The water is freezing cold and you freze your butt off. The view is also bad because Michigan people are extremely obese. Have I made my point clear? Just remember that michigan sucks and you should never move here, otherwise im checking you into a mental hospital for testing purposes. ( not really, but im still very concerned for your mental health) Thank you and have a nice day yall. p.s. everybody is a redneck.
Mason | Grand Haven, MI