I'm from the NE as well, and it was an adjustment moving to Portland. First, people here are nasty-not in a NYC "f**k you, buddy" sort of way, but in a dumb redneck manner. That's another thing-I am sure the average Oregonian IQ is somewhere in the 70-80 range. They can't drive for crap. If you want to change lanes of travel, the minute you put your turn signal on, they speed up to pace you, so that you can't change lanes. My solution is to just change lanes without warning...it's the only way to get where you need to be. The schools out here SUCK. If you have kids or plan on having children, don't send them to school here... coming from the east coast, you will regret it. Oh, and 'home schooling' is big out here. I never heard of it on the east coast. Out here, it's the white trash's answer to withdrawing his/her children from the public school system. They don't teach their kids anything except to becoming a new generation of meth-using junkies. There is so much white trash out here that I could cry. Oh, and don't get me started on the Pearl District. Overpriced, congested region of NW Portland that 'wants to be urbane and sophisticated." Again, it's like white trash toting around an ink-stained Coach bag. Oregon does not have the cultural depth of the east coast. If you move west, I recommend LA, San Fran, San Diego or Seattle. And another thing, if you're Jewish...don't even think about Portland. This city is rampant with anti-Semites. You'll become a lampshade or worse. I mistakenly told a few native Oregonians that I was Jewish... it's amazing my house hasn't yet been burned to the ground.
I think hobo spiders will be the least of your worries if you move here.
I can't wait to leave. I'm heading to LA in the next three months. It's been three years of pure agony living in this blue collar dump of a city.
Andrea |
Portland, OR |
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