P - A - T - H - E - T - I - C ! !

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10/24/2006
If you're into torn old beer/blood stained couches resting on the unmowed/dead lawns of paint-repellant shanties (I'm sorry, houses), this place is for you!!! Even if you're one of the outsiders who by an unfortunate twist of events end up touring a new model home (built on a former city dump that they will NEVER disclose about but you can look up in the city records) DO NOT BE CONNED! This place is a mecca for those who require to live every day like it was their literal last. Seriously imagine yourself late night, trying to relax with a little t.v. when you suddenly realize the t.v. is on to 50 (volume) because of your developing accustom/tolerance to the driveby shootings, left-over bar fights, domestic disputes, drug deals gone BAD, public intoxication, and plethora of MENTALLY ILL persons that linger near your front door.
So lets review this:
- Couches on lawns
- Driveby shootings
- Leftover bar fights that continue to your front yard
- domestic disputes
- drug deals
- public intoxication
- mentally ill persons
Are you game?
joe | Orange, CA