Only people from Austin like it
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9/5/2018
If you like bums move to Austin. They are literally everywhere.
• The town is filthy.
• Boring
• "Live music capital" (the music is junk) Just because mommy bought you a guitar doesn't make you a musician.
• People dress like bums with sandals on all the time
• Passive aggression is rampant especially in traffic
• They HATE out of town people but will smile to your face (Fake people)
• The people in Austin are miserable people who try to make you like them
• Degenerates with tattoos everywhere
• Low standards of service
• HIGH water bills ...ALL the time even with moderate use that would cost a fraction elsewhere.
• Bum camps everywhere
• Drug use is rampant (hard drugs like meth etc.) Junkies everywhere
• Alcoholism is rampant (likely from them having to fake their happiness so they drown their sorrows in liquor)
• People living with or off parents until they are well into their 30’s (failure to grow up)
• Guys don’t act like men
• The females don’t act like ladies
• Socially awkward people who wouldn’t be accepted anywhere else so they stay in Austin
• Weather is HOT…that’s it
• Overrated filthy creeks and lakes they try to hype up
• Dirt paths they try to pass off as “hiking trails” (really they are bum trails that lead to homeless camps)
• People take non service dogs into grocery stores (blatant health code violation)
• Traffic is horrible
• People can’t drive (I have never seen so many wrecked cars in my life)
Brian | Austin, TX