Get a gun and or a dog. You don't need the police. Learn to shoot and draw quick like Marshall Matt Dillon. Get a bottle of Testosterone from the local Doc and shoot up once a week. Bulk up at the gym. Also shave your head bald and grow some sort of neck beard or goatee. Sneer when passerby's look at you and never look away first. It helps if you have crazy eyes. Keep your blinds drawn at all times. Come out twice a day to walk your war torn Pit, and make sure everyone sees you. Wear camouflage pants and a black security t shirt. Start there.
Edmund | Spring Valley, NV | Report Abuse