Kansas Is The Best
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2/10/2006
I've been stuck in New York for years and have gotten truly fed up with these liberal-types and all of their "science" and all of that other communistic folderol. Kansas is the best because it teaches Creationis --- er ---intelligent design as an alternative theory to the theory of evolution. I think this is only fair, since a theory is just a theory and all young people should be exposed to as much unproven hogwash as their elders can muster up with a straight face. I'm going to move to Kansas because I want to be in an intellectually honest place where I can teach my flat earth theory rather than this round earth nonsense that those Euro trash explorers conned us with all of those centuries ago. And he whoever that shall changeth a word of this, our creator's divinely-inspired missive, shall have flaming jackals inserted into their hoo-haw. Thank you
Mike | ,