Review of Port St. Lucie, Florida


Port st Lucie sucks!!!
Star Rating - 5/2/2018
Port st Lucie sucks!

There is literally nothing to do here. The only main attraction this place has is the boring PGA golf course and the stupid Mets stadium. Port st lucie seems like it was designed for old people 50 and above.

There is absolutely NOTHING here to stimulate the mind and nothing to look at. If you want to go out for a walk and enjoy the "Scenery" good luck because there is no scenery, just houses.

Nobody is ever outside, so if you like to be social, forget about it because there are no social gatherings and if there is, then its for old people and I don't want to hang around old people. (I'm only 30 yrs old)

This "city" is so depressing its ridiculous. Port st Lucie is so pathetic that it doesn't even have a downtown lol I absolutely regret moving here and for anyone thats gonna comment the usual "Then pack up and leave" don't worry I will leave.

There is not a single thing good I can say about PSL not even 1 good thing.

If anyone is looking to move to Florida and you want some kind of brain function left after a few years. Move to Orlando or something. PSL has driven me into depression and I think I've gone fully retarded. I will be moving in the next 2 months.
Juan | Port St. Lucie, FL
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Probably not harsh enough. All of the criticisms are 100% true and a lot of the people are just the worst kind of ignorant trash.
Robert | Port St. Lucie, FL | Report Abuse

PSL , Jensen Beach , Stuart is the nicest area in all of FL to live.. I've been all over FL and everything else looks like crap in comparison
joo | Miami Beach, FL | Report Abuse

Speaking of retarded, there's a 60yr old guy in my PSL neighborhood that flys up and down the street on a mini-bike every day and sometimes night! Rubber marks on roads and hotrods screaming around the streets unchecked. I gues the police would rather spend their time giving speeding tickets on the crosstown or in school zones. Eazy pickin's I guess.
Pete | Port Saint Lucie, FL | Report Abuse

I agree with you Juan. Thank you for making me realize that I'm not crazy for feeling the way that I do about this town because the older people keep trying to gaslight me lol
Kamisha | Port St. Lucie, FL | Report Abuse

Totally true. Nothing to do except golf. Lousy restaurants, bad shopping, and tons of rednecks. Rude drivers and too much traffic.
Allan | Madison, TN | Report Abuse

Hopefully you will be 50 and above Someday! As far as nothing to do, here is a list of ideas. swim, snorkel, fish, surf, scuba, sail, RC air planes, RC quads, RC cars, RC boats, gardening, wood working, writing, painting, biking, hiking, smoking meats and making sausage, making cheese, canning, making beer, 3d printing, and many others, and yes I do all these and more. I wonder if spoiled mountain men complained because they had no malls or amusement parks!
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Being 50 and above I can tell you, thank goodness that young people are wanting to leave! More for me!!!!!! LOL
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