Your review says more about you than it does about the city. Portland has a high concentration of therapists. Take advantage of it!
Sheila | West Haven-Sylvan, OR | Report Abuse

Oh my, yes. So many pale, boring, angry, talk-about-you-behind-your-back women here.
Josie | Portland, OR | Report Abuse

Very funny accurate review, don’t forget how all the guys transform into white knights the moment you have a disagreement with your girlfriend or wife. I grew up here and moved away to SoCal in the late 90s and I thought a lot of those problems were related to the 90’s but they persist. The moody wife the yelling.. etc. In Portland’s defense it is more or less the woods. You are in a forest with the some buildings. Professional outlets are limited to old world services and a couple advertising shops with strange company culture. Combine that with lack of vitamin D, both kinds. And boom portland. The best of Portlanders know where they are, in the woods with pretty good water and air and some fringe benefits of something that is sort of like a city. Oh yeah, diversity? Let’s have that conversation over brunch on Mississippi ave.
chris | Portland, OR | Report Abuse

Hilarious ??
Daria | Marumsco, VA | Report Abuse

All of these replies to the Op are the very miserable and angry women in Portland he is referring to. Bluntly put, the women in Portland and the PNW in general are unbelievably unattractive. Tattoos piercings short manly hair styles and hiking gear fashion along with 30 pounds of extra pounds is just for starters. Add no makeup or style sense, as they would see it they never demean themselves to look good for a man, I'm too progressive and woke for that. What's with the tatoos!!! NYC, Miami women in dresses and heels don't have full body tats or any tats. This is a west coast thing exagerated in Portland for good measure. If you are a single man and have ever lived in the South for example no less style sense cities like Montreal Paris Vienna Milan you will be miserable there.,, In short the girls there are the single most unfeminine hideous broads on the planet.
Edmund | Spring Valley, NV | Report Abuse

Whoa, I sure hope you got the hell out of Portland. Peace man-try New York, Washington D.C. CA, or Seattle! Wait, head to Wyoming-great women there!
Kat | Beaverton, OR | Report Abuse

So much hatred and still here? May I suggest moving to Phoenix, Vegas, Houston or anywhere else you would be around people like yourself. If you can’t leave please get help! You are seriousely **cked up!
John | | Report Abuse

That was funny, you write well. I think you’re exaggerating but it’s not a bad way to get your point across. Out of curiosity - where have you traveled and what other places are you comparing pdx to?
Ray | Portland, OR | Report Abuse

If equal rights and strong women bother you they why don't you move to the middle east or fly back in time a few centuries. Pig
Sunny | Spokane Valley, WA | Report Abuse