Review of Ukiah, California


PATHETIC!!!!!
Star Rating - 1/30/2021
Ukiah is the armpit of Northern California. Full of homeless, drunks, gangs, wife abusers, lazy overpaid politicians, and ignorant stupid citizens.

Simply read the police reports in the Daily Journal. Public drunkenness arrests in the middle of the day, every day.

Homeless being asked to move from sleeping the post office at least once a week. Where do you think they go to the bathroom?

Vandalism, trespassing, burglary, dog bites, shoplifting, gunshots, domestic battery. Ukiah has it all in abundance.

Drive down State street. You will find people wielding chain saws with no trees around, or machetes with no pineapples around.

Or derelicts walking naked down the middle of the street. Homeless are everywhere you look because this is not abated, it is actually encouraged.

Ask now many people have OD’ed in the parking lot of Plowshares. I dare you. Sure, make sure that the junkies are fed well.

And pot! Marijuana even has its own section in the dropdown menu of the local paper. The citizens are too stoned to even realize that they live in a place that no one will ever come to, road diet, street improvements or not. And look at the violence around pot farming. Look how much time is taken up on the agendas of the city council and supervisors around pot. Even stoners know that this is wrong.

And the people actually want to argue about wearing masks. They do not care about a virus. It’s fake. And they do not care if you get infected and die.

So what? You do not matter to them. Here, smoke a joint. It will be just fine.

If you should go there, and I do not know why you would, make sure to stop by the Palace Hotel, but be careful that a brick doesn’t fall on your head.

The sheer fact that this county seat would have such a decrepit place in the middle of town speaks volumes.

It may be the county seat, but it smells like a theater seat that has never been cleaned.

But here is the clincher. The citizens, at least most of the citizens believe that they are good, spiritual, thoughtful, caring people.

ON METH!!! These people are nuttier than Skippy peanut butter, and more bananas than Chiquita. If you like hypocrites, then here you go. If you like people that are unappreciative losers that take take take, and only care if you give them things, then here you go.

Look carefully at the reviews online. I have lived all over the United States. There is no worse place I have ever seen, and it is not getting better.

Ask anyone. It gets worse year after year after year. It cannot get any worse, but, I could be wrong. If it could get worse, then Ukiah can do it!!!

Ukiah was once a desirable place to live. It isn’t any more. It is an armpit. The armpit of Northern California.

Ukiah | Ukiah, CA
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The above review that I just read makes the town sound better than it really is. I live in Ukiah. I moved here several years ago. I am packing and leaving!!! Thank God!!! I treated people with dignity and respect. I invested in the community. All I got back in return was rudeness, disrespect, and contempt. As one reviewer said, “it is a place where dreams go to die”. That’s for sure. The entire town needs a good lesson in manners, thoughtfulness, consideration, and dignity. The citizens are stupid and ignorant. They tout that they believe in God and Jesus, but they act more like Mammon and Beelzebub in Hades. Hypocritical degenerates. Morally depraved. Ethically sordid. Brazenly amoral. Just read the crime reports in the local paper, as was stated, and look at other websites for Ukiah reviews. Ukiah reminds me of the town of Lago in High Plains Drifter. The movie was filmed on Mono Lake in California, but it would have been far more appropriate to have been shot on Lake Mendocino. Do not move here. You will regret it just that the many others that made this mistake, like me. We were lied to. We were told that it was a nice place for families. It isn’t. It is a cancer on the planet. A swamp of filth. A landfill of used drug needles, litter and homeless. Moving to Ukiah diminished our spirit and took years from our lives. Trust me. Trust the other reviews that pretty much say the same exact thing. “Ukiah is where dreams go to die”!!!! If you fell down in the middle of the road and couldn’t move, they might not run over you, but they would get out of their car and push you to the side of the road and rifle through your pockets for any spare change before getting back in their car and driving off, laughing. I cannot wait to get out of here. Anywhere is better. Anywhere!!!!
Ukiah | Ukiah, CA | Report Abuse

Dear God, ... Don’t move here. Don’t even visit Ukiah!! Go visit Afghanistan, Nicaragua, or Mexico City. They're way better. People that befriend you will only stick a knife in your back, and more than once if you give them a chance. Don’t donate anything or give any money to anyone. You will get conned and ripped off. Believe it! If you are visiting, then watch your back, watch your car, and watch your wallet. If you get pulled over, you might get beaten to a pulp or sexually abused. This is standard operating procedure. Don’t believe so? Then read the paper. Actually, don’t read the paper. It’s biased small-town crap that is usually skewed containing horrible grammar with many typos. High school kids can write better. But, not Ukiah High Schoolers. The paper will probably go out of business anyway, just like many of the local businesses have already. And do not drive around at night without a bulletproof car and bulletproof vest. Potshots will be taken because they are guarding their pot fields. Pot is the only thing that anyone cares about here. You are disposable and don’t mean anything to anyone but a free meal ticket, unless you can trim pot. Heed my warning, unless you want a royal screwing! Come to Ukiah at your own risk. And write your WILL first. I am dead serious. You might just end up dead. Or even worse!!! You could live here!!
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